reality-based fields
Mar. 23rd, 2009 12:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
In the last two minutes of my flight to Atlanta, my neighbor began eagerly chatting with me. I don't know what brought on the change in him exactly. For the last four or five hours I had been happily ensconced in my Princess-Leia-like headphones and he had been very much unconscious. We got to talking about the usual air-traveler topics: where we were from, where we were going, and what we did.
"Physics," I said. "I'm looking for black holes. We use lasers to measure distances very precisely, looking for distortions in space caused by spinning pairs of black holes."
He said this was very interesting, etc etc, mentioned the Coast to Coast AM late-night radio programme (target audience: conspiracy theorists), and said, for counterpoint: "I work in a very concrete, reality-based field."
"What field is that?" I asked.
"Financial services."
I laughed inside.
"Physics," I said. "I'm looking for black holes. We use lasers to measure distances very precisely, looking for distortions in space caused by spinning pairs of black holes."
He said this was very interesting, etc etc, mentioned the Coast to Coast AM late-night radio programme (target audience: conspiracy theorists), and said, for counterpoint: "I work in a very concrete, reality-based field."
"What field is that?" I asked.
"Financial services."
I laughed inside.
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Date: 2009-03-23 07:50 pm (UTC)i hear they've unintentionally located some black holes in said field as of late
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Date: 2009-03-23 09:55 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-03-23 09:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-24 12:35 am (UTC)Of course, the interesting counter point to all this is that he is implying that physics is actually FANTASY based. Which may explain why the country's finances are so messed up. The guys involved don't believe in the laws of physics. (Like, perhaps, what goes up must come down...)
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Date: 2009-03-24 04:08 am (UTC)funny you should say that... (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/10/science/10quant.html)