UUURgh!!

Two weeks after submitting my ``please waive the senior residency requirement for me, since it is nothing more than a technicality'' petition to the dean of L&S, I receive the following enlightening (and enlightened) reply: ``I'm sorry to inform you that, after careful consideration, Dean Shun has denied your request on the following grounds: (1) the proposed plan for a simultaneous degree will not allow you to satisfy the College residence requirement; and (2) it will not allow you to satisfy the campus senior residence requirement. '' URGH!!! They are soooooo frustrating!!.