University of Rochester

[nibot]

The U of R campus bookstore does not sell computer software.

There is a "computer store," located under the bleachers of the stadium.

I asked for Mathematica and was greeted with a blank stare. They seem to sell only Norton Anti-virus, some Endnote program, and various ipod accessories.

Mathematica and other "technical programs" are available for "special order."

Don't ever let anyone tell you that this is a real University.

Comments

T.V.'s Batman style reasoning.

[caerglas.livejournal.com]

Let's look at the facts:
1) "Computer store" under the bleachers...
2) when you ask for a common and kinda necessary computer program, you receive a blank stare.

Fact 2 seems to negate fact 1. Therefore, it's not a computer store, but a front. But for what? What do people do under the bleachers?

Of course! You're supposed to make out with the clerks, obviously! Go back there, but instead of getting Mathematica, get the proverbial "some."

Re: T.V.'s Batman style reasoning.

[nibot.livejournal.com]

Hmm, she was kind of cute.

Go back there, but instead of getting Mathematica, get the proverbial "some."

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