nibot ([personal profile] nibot) wrote2002-12-17 08:20 pm

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Okay, just to inject some levity, I will tell you something about M185. You might think that the most compelling reason to take Complex Analysis is that you get to carry around a little book that says "notes on complex function theory," and that sounds, well, complex!, thus increasing your popularity, sex appeal, brightening the campus environment, etc etc. But the real reason to take Complex Analysis is that then you'll see the unquestionable hilarity in such jokes as "Did you hear about Cauchy's dog? He left a residue on every pole..". Hahahehe. ugh.

[identity profile] stahrreenite.livejournal.com 2002-12-18 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
What's the contour integral around Western Europe?

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0... All the Poles are in Eastern Europe.
(Addendum: There are Poles in Western Europe, but they're removable.)

:)

math jokes

[identity profile] baseballump.livejournal.com 2002-12-18 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
And Noah said:
'Go out and multiply',
but one animal replied:
'How can I do that? I am an adder'

So funny!