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Imagine if I could update my livejournal during an exam. Just think.. that last-minute cramming... the funny observations about my classmates... the thrill of the challenge.. oh, the suspense.. and. oh, oh, the ultimate tragedy! damnit, shouldn't I have read the textbook? oh no, isn't our hero supposed to emerge in triumph, unscathed and victorious? Instead we just hear, from a distance, "I'm not dead! I'm still alive, just... severely burned!" Oh, this really is ridiculous. I'm sorry. -- from kresege engineering library, with love