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[nibot]

Russian scientists have developed a product that can keep a person drunk, Britain’s Daily Telegraph wrote. The tablet called RU-21 Red was developed in Spirit Sciences, a laboratory based in California but with research facilities in Russia. The same scientists had earlier worked on secret programs for the Kremlin and had made the famous RU-21 product that cures hangovers. If you take a tablet you need less alcohol to stay drunk, the scientists were quoted by the paper as saying. “RU-21 Red prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication,” the company co-founder, Emil Chiabery, born in the ex-Soviet republic of Georgia said. http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/02/21/drunkremedy.shtml via Aimee.

I WANT TO WORK FOR THIS COMPANY.

P.s. I am hereby the first on Google record to use the phrase "intoxication enhancement"!

Comments

[nanomonkey.livejournal.com]

What exactly is "enhanced intoxication"? Is it just prolonged or do you start to see stuff, play pool better or perhaps fail to piss yourself?

This also opens up a whole new group of mixed drinks:

Bartender: What'll you have?
Guy: Two Red-eyes
Guy2: Red Rum for me.
Girl: Sex on the Beach with a 21 year old please!
Girl2: RU-Tom Colins.
Girl3: A Bombay Saphire...
Bartender: RU-21 Red?
Girl3: They checked my id at the door, and I'm a blonde actually!