This may amuse you... you see, there was massive disagreement over which of the {president, vice president} should be the title for the person handling {internal, foreign} affairs (never mind that this is solidly established everywhere else) and so the positions were named "apple" and "orange" (nevermind that this further obfuscates the issue). It had previously been murmured that the officer corps would sit on the board of directors. Anyway, now we have a "fruit basket" as part of the "table of directors".. or somesuch vaguely hilarious nonsense.
Re: Out of office till Noon...
Re: Out of office till Noon...