I've started writing in chemsitry jokes (a la: "There's only 3 uses for radio waves in chemistry - Music and talk shows on your car stereo, and NMR") and telling people how I love arcane and backwards sciences that have a superficial appearance of triviality. (Oops, did I just obfuscate?) Trying to find atleast one sentence per paragraph that isn't as cliche as the rest of my life. Also, because the reviewers are going to be chemistry geeks (in my case) they will appreciate that only chemistry geeks will write geeky jokes in their statements... does that ring true?